Laboratory Earth

Stand aside, Einstein. The Bucket's scientific
staff has some big projects in store. We'll go
places no human being should. From
technological endeavors to biological testing,
no path of science shall be left untraveled,
because we're all scientists on...

Laboratory Earth!

Testimonials

Mr. T : Has-been
says: "I pity the fool who misses
out on the fun of PeeBucket."

Destro : Weapons manufacturer
says: "I find the color scheme at the
bucket to be quite soothing."

Dr. Zeus : Spiritual leader
says: " I go bananas over the Bucket!"

Join us as we venture into a realm of pure gluttony
when I take the "Friendly's 12 scoop sundae challenge"!
Personal safety and self respect shall be cast aside as I
attempt to devour 12 scoops of delicious friendly's ice
cream smothered in melted peanut butter and fudge,
and garnished with a sprinkling of reese's pieces. Will I
survive? Find out, here!

Dog shock collars: Obedience tool or canine torture
device? The Bucket's science team sets out to
investigate just how effective this item can be. I will wear
this potentially lethal device and test it on all settings!
Will I survive? And more importantly, will I stop pissing
on the floor? Find out here!

Can a soft suburbanite overcome his fear of the down
trodden and spend a night in a NYC homeless shelter?
Join the adventure as we defend against mental illness,
body lice and tuberculosis! Will we live to tell the tale of
this seldom seen, misunderstood world or will our fear
drive us back to our warm beds away from harsh reality?

The Hollywood 48 hour diet. Can a loyal McDonald's
customer and all around fat bastard last the whole 2
days? Join us as we face the fiercest foe yet, the
appetite! With our disgraceful history of willpower failure
our money's on belly! Find out now!

Ketchup: It's loved by all. So what about ketchup could
turn brother against brother? To refrigerate or not.
Which side are you on? Find out if everything you know
about ketchup storage is a lie! Or gloat over your dumb
friends and mock their condiment ignorance.
Educate yourself, NOW!

Can a normal man harness the power of cheap Chinese
gunpowder and fashion an incredible suit that will grant
him powers beyond the dreams of mortal men? Or will
this experiment end with a melted doll and a brutal night
of tossing and turning with a hand soaking in ice water?
FIND OUT SOON!

Watch as a native New Yorker tries to create a winter
gone-by. Can a child's sno-cone maker yield enough
powder to bring shape to a snowman in the South? Or
will it most likely end with half of a snowman head and
delicious, icy treats?
FIND OUT NOW!

Running? Who invented this shit? Those shifty Arabs, I
bet. Anyway, Peebucket will attempt to move it's
heart-rate a tick above "flatline" and run a 5K.
Running...a sport owned by the Kenyans like hot-dog
eating is owned by that yellow-devil, Kobeashi. Enjoy the
weakest and second most drunkenly written article yet!